Gasp! It’s not here!
Shoot! The page you were looking for isn’t here. I hate it when this happens!
I really dropped the ball here. ???
Gosh, I don’t want to leave you here just hanging.
Tell you what; since this is my mistake,
how about I knock 10% off all t-shirts for you?
I’ve gone ahead and already dropped the discount at checkout,
so you can just use the link above to go browsing!
I promise I’ll get my internet gremlins on this ASAP!